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Ive done mad perks but only smoked once and it did nothing. But never booted it. Does it feel better that way?

@Anonymous

okay let’s hold the phone here.  

smoking percocet is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard, next to shooting it.  NEVER EVER DO THIS. 

just quit now while you’re ahead. 

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and blewa215 and foxymorphone and fucknoalmosteverything… duhh

psssh.  duhhhh.

I figured it was such a given I didn’t even need to say it lol.  :]

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What's your favorite

@scoobygreen

my favorite what?

I mean, let me just make an all inclusive list:
yellow and black
vietnamese pho
cats, cats everywhere
marlboro virginia blend
sludge metal and sick electro beats
dilaudid or decent dope
pompano beach
the wonderful boy I love who I call Boy
the beach at night

yeah I think that about covers it.

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idk I’m still here.

just got a little distracted by life downward spiraling around me.

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I need to know why some some of you cross out the NDC number on your drugs.

like, WHY?

[especially since you don’t cross out anything else.  this makes absolutely zero sense.]

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100+ morphine makes everyone happy.

100+ morphine makes everyone happy.

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methadone.

methadone.

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made this set a long long time ago.  but it’s kinda neat.  so enjoy. :]

still going thru ur scene faze? it's 2014 girl

@Anonymous

no anon, see that’s where you got confused.

it’s actually 1986. 

I live in a magical land filled with weird haircuts, mad max, wetware, and mirrorshades.  my life is kind of like the plot from Snow Crash, actually, samurai sword and all.  [also maybe with a little bit of Highlander thrown in?  idk]

this isn’t even a joke.

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I’ve had 47329473298 asks lately about that I look like like.  and I am feeling a certain kind of way lately.
this is from March, when I was near the tail end of my stupid ass heroin bender in West Palm.  I guess I was looking a little haggard at that point lol.  but my hair’s fucking rad at least.
since I am a rare and elusive creature, I’ll probably sober up in a few hours and delete this so save it while you can you fucking creeps and perverts. <3
#nofilter #nomakeup lol #foxymorphoneismyspiritanimalorsomething

[oh and ps - that is a $2000 french d’halluin tapestry on the wall behind me don’t even ask why I own that because I’m not 100% sure but it’s mine and it’s incredible.]

I’ve had 47329473298 asks lately about that I look like like.  and I am feeling a certain kind of way lately.

this is from March, when I was near the tail end of my stupid ass heroin bender in West Palm.  I guess I was looking a little haggard at that point lol.  but my hair’s fucking rad at least.

since I am a rare and elusive creature, I’ll probably sober up in a few hours and delete this so save it while you can you fucking creeps and perverts. <3

#nofilter #nomakeup lol #foxymorphoneismyspiritanimalorsomething

[oh and ps - that is a $2000 french d’halluin tapestry on the wall behind me don’t even ask why I own that because I’m not 100% sure but it’s mine and it’s incredible.]

I like don’t have any photo content to post right now and I’m feeling lazy as shit so I don’t really know what I’m doing with my life.

I just gave my friend a novella length lecture about bupenorphrine and doctors that can prescribe it and its pharmokinetics all in text messages and I am just awfully pleased with myself. 

I’m starting to sound like foxymorphone.

#downwardspiral2k14

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